Good Intentions ... perhaps?

This guy sits around the house during Covid Lockdown all day.

His wife says, "You could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."

Guy gives it a moment's thought and says, "Sure why not. Show me to the vacuum."

Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.

The wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum working, I thought you were going to use it?"

Exasperated, the man answers, "The stupid thing is broken, won't start. We have got to buy a new one."

"Really?", she says. "Show me - it worked fine the last time."

So he showed her ...